Quotations from Brainy Smurf 40

"I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies." --Pietro Aretino, satirist and dramatist (1492-1556)

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." --Evan Esar